Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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