How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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