Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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