If i come over, it means nothing
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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