Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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