Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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