This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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