My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
There's always time for handjobs
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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