Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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