i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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