Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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