i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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