Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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