U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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