Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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