Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
