My brain says no but my pants say off.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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