we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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