Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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