so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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