he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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