I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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