these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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