I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Found your dick twin last night
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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