is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just invented taco cereal.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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