So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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