alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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