Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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