I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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