I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I'm bleeding and have questions
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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