is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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