i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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