I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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