I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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