At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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