walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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