i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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