Your tits are I can't wait for
i may or may not be watching the land before time
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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