I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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