I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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