Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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