Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Soap is not a condiment
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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