But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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