A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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