Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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