I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
