I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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