dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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