hotel room ftw
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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