She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I met the friendliest cop last night
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
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i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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