Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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