So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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