her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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