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Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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