Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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